These tragic shoes are one of the options I might be wearing to a networking party in New York City tomorrow.
I will be claiming myself to be a comedian if I wear these. That is the only way these would fit.
Tell me not to wear these.
I will use it in a sentence: “I am so TICKLED to meet you!”
Btw: look at this old headshot of Zach Galifinakis. Look at it. Zach Galifinakis.