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I'm a joke to my family. :))

rollingunderthesun:

cats ..i like cats

rollingunderthesun:

cats ..i like cats

Holy shit. It’s about to begin….

These tragic shoes are one of the options I might be wearing to a networking party in New York City tomorrow.
I will be claiming myself to be a comedian if I wear these. That is the only way these would fit.
Tell me not to wear these.

These tragic shoes are one of the options I might be wearing to a networking party in New York City tomorrow.

I will be claiming myself to be a comedian if I wear these. That is the only way these would fit.

Tell me not to wear these.

I am I feeling like this?

I AM SO CONFUSED.

"Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made."

-George Burns

fuckyeahhotactress:

Cabaret 

fuckyeahhotactress:

Cabaret 

(via dailyactress)

sirmitchell:

this is just good advice. 

sirmitchell:

this is just good advice. 

(Source: baiosbootybutt, via sirmitchell)

What guy uses the word “tickled” to describe a feeling of enjoyment when meeting someone?

 I will use it in a sentence: “I am so TICKLED to meet you!”

Btw: look at this old headshot of Zach Galifinakis. Look at it. Zach Galifinakis.

Btw: look at this old headshot of Zach Galifinakis. Look at it. Zach Galifinakis.

Jealous?

Jealous?

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is time.
(san francisco, ca)

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is time.

(san francisco, ca)

(Source: kate-plus-camera)